{hexed private to Gryffindor students}

Next Saturday, November 15th. On the pitch by 11 AM, or don't come at all. And be ready for a long day. And for the love of everything Qudditch, don't suck. Team, or what's left of it, I'll need you there also.

THREE PLAYERS. Not one. Not two. But THREE. Couldn't they have waited until later to go starting fights on the pitch? Now I have three players to replace in time for the next match. Not to mention getting the replacements to be as good as the rest of the team.

There's no way I'm going to be about to find  GOOD replacements this late in the school year. The one year I get to be captain before leaving and this is what I get? Might as well cancel all our games.

I really want to kill the three of them right now. Or at the very least knock them upside their heads. Hard. And possibly more than once.

Do you know who's brilliant? Oh, that's right!

I AM.

Gryffindor, we've got practise!

Seven on the dot, be on the field.

Fucking Stupid sodding Ugh. I actually got caught sleeping in DADA. I don't even know why she was so surprised.

In other news. You know what I find interesting? Redundant entries. Don't everyone get self-conscious about it, now.

Anyway... Is it time for Quidditch to start yet? I'm so sodding bored.

Also - You lot have exactly three weeks to get me something for my birthday, and, oh look, there's a convenient Hogsmeade weekend if you haven't yet!

Oh, and one more thing - I highly approve of being called the Grand Poombah. You know, because I am just that grand.

I hate censoring myself.

Tryouts yesterday were interesting. Welcome to the team, though, Ron!

It's been a brilliant week so far. And, just to let the rest of you know right now: Gryffindor's taking the Quidditch Cup this year, no doubt about it!

I'm so glad the rest of the team's still here.

{hexed against anyone not on the Gryffindor Quidditch team}
Great practise today, you lot! I know I was a bit hard on you all, but you know how I am about winning. No pain, no gain, and all that!
{/hex}

{private}
They were good today, but not good enough. And Ron's decent. But I want to win. So we need to practise harder. Maybe even earlier. Season's barely started yet, and I'm starting to understand why Oliver was so obsessed.
{/private}

I'm not keen on all the theory in DADA, though. If all we're going to do is write and read, then what's the point of the class? I get more than enough sleep in History of Magic also known as the stupid class my mum insists I take a NEWT in.